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  • James 9:03 am on January 17, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: cartwheel, gymnastics, gymnasts, handstands, stick figures   

    2 New Year’s Resolutions: Gymnastics and Drawing 

    Welcome, 2012.

    I have 2 new things I’d like to do with you: gymnastics and drawing.

    Gymnastics? Yes. I’d like to try out gymnastics, again.

    Last time I was taking any gymnastics I was in the 5 to 7-year-old range, so it’s  return to youth, to recess, to trying to do something new with the body.

    I’ve done a little searching and the options in adult gymnastics are scarce. Most are geared towards high-level gymnasts who want to keep training and stay in shape. I am not one of those.

    I am an amateur looking to try gymnastics for 1 to 3 months. I have taught myself handstands with low consistency but can’t master the cartwheel. I’d like to be able to do a handspring and to feel comfortable with my body upside down and flipping.

    Best option thus far seems to be Phoenix Gymnastics.

    And drawing?

    Yes. I am a terrible drawer. I have some difficulty with stick figures. Flowcharts I can must in a tortured fashion but I need some basic skills: shape, perspective, composition, scale. The fundamentals.

    The search is on for a class. If you have anything to suggest, please let fly.

    And all the best in 2012.

     

  • James 6:59 am on July 9, 2010 Permalink
    Tags: , danger, drivers, , guidance, inventory, public service,   

    An Inventory of the Most Dangerous Cars and Drivers in Vancouver 

    For the past decade I’ve been driving in Vancouver. During that time I’ve accumulated a goodly amount of knowledge about the drivers and cars on our city’s streets, and which ones that you need to watch the fuck out for.

    As a public service, I now present my personal observations in a collection available for peer review and scrutiny: an inventory of the most dangerous cars and drivers in Vancouver.

    The Most Dangerous Cars

    It goes without saying that a few types of cars are dangerous. Cabs, of course, have no karma. Avoid them because you know they will screw you six ways to Sunday.

    Models and Colours

    • Toyota Corolla — champagne is worst, followed by white.
    • Toyota Camry — like Jim Morrison’s lyrics: wandering, wandering. Again, light colours are worst.
    • Minivans — the zepplins of the road these cocoons of distractions and cup holders make side and rear visibility difficult. Their blind spot is everywhere not directly in front of them. Stay back or pass quickly.
    • Honda Civic — sometimes dangerous, sometimes not. Look for additional telltale signs, listed below.

    The Most Dangerous Drivers

    • Cell phone users
    • Parents with babies and / or pets in the car
    • Those who rely on back-window mirrors or rear-view cameras
    • Those with beepers that signal when they back up (nanny sirens)
    • Hat wearers of a certain vintage
    • Those who refuse to use the indicators
    • Lazy turners who cut corners short
    • Anyone looking for a parking spot

    Additional Signs of Danger

    Sometimes cars that don’t match the make or colour of the ones above or without the driver attributes above can still be a hazard to your health on the road.

    But like poisonous snakes and berries, telltale signs reveal their danger.

    I’ve collected a list of some of the most obvious signs to watch for below, from roughly most dangerous and most obvious, to less dangerous and less obvious. If you have additions, please add them. This is public service in action.

    • Student Driver cars — need I say more?
    • Learner and New driver stickers — as above but slightly less deadly.
    • The rear-window tissue box — always foretells erratic turns.
    • Dash-mounted cartoon characters — the distraction of all that cuteness bobbing on springs must be why they’re wandering lanes.
    • Out-of-province license plates — particularly from Alberta. They’re gawking, lost and looking for parking for the steam clock or the sign to Stanley Park.
    • Car co-op and car share programs like Zipcar — these folks don’t drive much and don’t own that car they’re driving.
    • Rental cars — see both items above. Rental cars combine at least one of those elements.
    • Loaner cars from auto body shops — proof they’ve already cracked up a car.

    Now please, add your findings so we can make the world a better place.

     

    • sartenada 8:30 am on July 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      You have very keen eyes to observe what’s happening in trafic. I liked Your post.

    • James Wallace 1:10 pm on July 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      This is awesome!
      Let’s not forget “The Sloucher”

      The Sloucher

      He is always driving a 1990 Thunderbird SC with faded paint, a broken trunk, low profiles and shiny rims. The rims are worth more that the car.

      Required attire a white sleeveless T. Hair cut – shaved very very short.

      Stance while driving – slouching. The seat so far back that you wonder how he can actually reach the break peddle. Left hand / arm on top of the wheel – hand hanging of the edge. Right hand – flip phone – Motorolla (usually gold). Always leaning way to the right in the seat – phone to ear.

      Never signals, wanders lane to lane. Always riding the line to the right in conjunction with the seat leaning or how in depth the phone call may be.

      Optional – girlfriend in passenger seat. They kiss at length at stop lights if he isn’t on the shiny gold bling phone.

      We have all driven behind him.

    • Stewart 11:58 pm on July 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Ok, a couple of additions to start us off.
      1. Any Audi Driver
      2. In fact you can add the majority of BMW and Mercedes drivers
      3. Any vehicle where it’s clear that one of or both of the following is true
      a). The height of the driver when standing is less than the height of the vehicle
      b). Where the potential cost of the vehicle divided by two > than the apparent age of the driver

  • James 5:58 pm on February 9, 2010 Permalink
    Tags: abundance, clarity, Ernest Hemingway, quotes, wisdom   

    Ernest Hemingway Quotes of Hard-Won Wisdom 

    Been thinking a lot about Hemingway quotes of late. Collected a few particular favourites here, below.

    If people bring so much courage to this world the world has to kill them to break them, so of course it kills them. The world breaks everyone and afterward many are strong at the broken places. But those that will not break it kills. It kills the very good and the very gentle and the very brave impartially. If you are none of these you can be sure that it will kill you too, but there will be no special hurry.

    — A Farewell to Arms

    Never mistake motion for action.

    The shortest answer is doing the thing.

    The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them.

    All my life I’ve looked at words as though I were seeing them for the first time.

    The first draft of anything is shit.

    We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master.

    In our world of excess and super abundance of words, entertainment, distractions and information, the spareness and clarity is refreshing.

    Each quote a refreshing breath of hard-won wisdom.

     

  • James 1:17 pm on January 19, 2010 Permalink
    Tags: album, country, folk, Mercury in Songbirds, , music video, Patrick Brealey   

    Patrick Brealey’s new album Mercury in Songbirds 

    My friend Patrick Brealey sings some dandy songs. Here’s an overview of his most-recent album, Mercury in Songbirds.

     

  • James 5:52 pm on January 7, 2010 Permalink
    Tags: ad creative, AdHack, ads, , concepts, inheritance, model, pretending, product, Russell Davies   

    A model for creating great advertising: inheritance, product, pretending 

    A model for understanding the key ingredients of great advertising: inheritance, product, pretending.

    Have I’ve spoken to you about this before?

    If so, now I’m following up with some early-stage draft ideas. If not, here’s the background.

    I’m working on a bit of a model for creating great advertising.

    My idea is that great advertising emerges from 3 things: an inheritance, a product and pretending. The image above presents a conceptual model.

    The idea rose from reading this post by Russell Davies on pretending.

    When adverting can hit the middle of this model, it succeeds. Big time.

    The trouble is: everyone has their own version of the above model in their head. That’s what makes good advertising so tough to do.

    Everyone has their own frame of reference (inheritance), usage patterns (product) and imagination (pretending). So everyone’s experience of the advertising is different.

    Okay, that’s assumed. But can this model help us understand the ingredients needed to get beyond that unique experience and to a common experience?

    That’s what I’d like you to help me with.

    I’m trying to work out some clever, salient things to say that make sense of this idea and this model. I’d love to hear what you think about the model overall and about how useful it is.

    Best,
    James@adhack.com

    (and comments way below too!)

     

    • Brett T T Macfarlane 7:11 am on January 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Firstly, this was easier when talking about it over coffee and scribbles on napkins.

      Secondly, I remain entrapped in the same paradox of believing the world is too complex for a single model to “crack” great advertising while believing deeply in integrative principles that unite all mediums and communications founded on human traits paired with the hubris of wanting to create a unifying model.

      However, principles are good to put some form around this valuable thing called marketing. I like the the key buckets of product, inheritance and pretending. However, prescribing things like comedy or imaginary fall down depending on the brand or even a specific challenge at a moment of time for a brand. EA’s Tiger Woods game wouldn’t do too hot with humour right now.

      What is interesting is that different brands live more broadly and deeply to different degrees in each particular frame of product, inheritance and pretending. They are not together a frame but each their own.

      A brand like Coke has a very small product frame as it’s simply sugary water but pretending is tremendous, increasingly so over time as it builds off it’s inheritance. Pretending is massive – its platform of happiness is entirely based on pretending. That is what Coke is.

      Microsoft is very slender on the pretending, struggles with its inheritance but is strong in the product frame (yes, they are if we put away our Apple blinders on for a moment.) Its ads are playing to this and out performing per dollar spent Apple multiple fold.

      Lululemon is big and deep on product though slim on pretending – you buy into a bit of imagining it will lead to a more slender you but primarily product drives it still and in fact the lack of advertising further builds its inheritance over time.

      Don’t know if these make any sense but I’ll follow up with a note to you of a different visualization to allow a more dynamic representation of the interplay of the entire framework between frames. A Venn diagram is a little to simplistic and static for the complexity you’re trying to simplify. But what I really love is the incorporation of imagination/pretending – it’s interesting right now seeing an influence of behavioral economics and hard science proving the messaging model and left brand MBAism in marketing are not the most effective approach. It is flippant to say they are not effective or broken but relative to the payoff of imagination they are inferior.

      Watch you email for some poorly designed graphic thoughts.

    • Craig Riggs 8:59 am on January 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I like the pretending post but–seen through an advertising lens–it mostly feels like he’s reframing a well-established idea in marketing: the power of aspiration. That is, so much of what we buy, whether a video game or a watch or a cup of coffee, is driven by its aspirational quality. The products and services we consume partly reflect who we are, what values we have, etc., but they often also reflect who we wish to be. Is that the role that pretending plays in your model above?

      I’m not sure I follow the inheritance component properly. Is that a reference to cumulative experience? If you can say a little more about that and the inheritance-product commodity overlap, I’ll have a stab at further ruminations.

  • James 10:50 am on January 6, 2010 Permalink
    Tags: Chuck Klosterman, Eating the Dinosaur, hip hop, hip-hop slang, slang, Yo!   

    Using Hip-Hop Slang Incorrectly by Chuck Klosterman 

    One of my original aspirations for this website was to use hip-hop slang incorrectly, mostly because that tends to really annoy humorless people. However, most of the time I can’t figure out what hip-hop slang is supposed to mean for real, so my attempts to use it incorrectly might inadvertently result in me using those terms in their proper context, which would just make me look like one of those misguided Caucasian idiots who talk too loud in bars. For example, on the track “Hip-Hop is Dead,” there is this line where Nas says, “Grinding, hitting Brazilian nines from behind.” He says it twice in a row. For the longest time, I had no idea what this meant. But then my friend Laura – who, weirdly, also works for Simon & Schuster – deduced that Nas was implying that he was having rear-entry intercourse with various Brazilian supermodels who were almost (but not quite) perfect 10s. It all seems so obvious now, but I had no idea what that meant for over a year. Oh well. Problem solved.

    Chuck Klosterman from the hot promo action for his new collection of essays Eating the Dinosaur, which I recommend, strongly.

     

  • James 3:45 pm on December 2, 2009 Permalink
    Tags: arguments, conflicts, , , Culture By, Grant McCracken, Harvard Business Review, Mike Duke, New Normal   

    Will Americans Spend Again? 

    In the Harvard Business Review Grant McCracken writes about Why American Consumers Will Spend Lavishly Again.

    The “new normal” — the idea that when income, credit and confidence return, Americans will not return to our free-spending ways — is an idea on the march, recruiting everyone from PIMCO CEO Mohamed El-Erian to Wal-Mart CEO Mike Duke. It’s spreading so fast it threatens to become the new orthodoxy.

    I believe the argument is flawed. When Mike Duke says, “[P]eople are saving more, consuming less, and being more frugal and thoughtful in their purchases,” he is right in the short term, but wrong in the long term. When income, credit, and confidence return, consumers will party like its 1999.

    To me this is one of the most important arguments going on in western society today. Will we return to our spending ways or will we back away from the consumer precipice and make more considered purchases?

    What evidence is there that the ‘new normal’ is real and not an aberration from 60 years of consumerism?

    I’d love to believe it but it seems thin to me.

     

  • James 3:39 pm on November 25, 2009 Permalink
    Tags: deer, deer hunting, fashion, fashionable, , food sources, foodies, hunting, moose,   

    Hunting Is Chic in the NYTimes 

    The NYTimes reports on The Urban Deerslayer.

    Best line:

    “They eat my garden, so I thought maybe I should eat them,” he said.

    And I’m of mixed emotions.

    Great that people are getting in touch with where their food comes from, how it is killed and what it takes to eat meat.

    But I think I preferred hunting before it was fashionable.

    And it’s no coincidence that the two main species profiled in the article — white-tail deer and wild boars — mingle well with people, aren’t threatening and don’t require large tracks of land to survive.

    The club may be called The Bull Moose Hunting Society but no one’s hunting moose. These are easy hunts, close to the city, not too spicy.

     

  • James 10:25 am on November 25, 2009 Permalink
    Tags: Ask Metafilter, courtship, game, marriage, Metafilter, moral high ground, , Stuck on an island   

    The great game of Moral High Ground 

    Ask Metafilter asks: What clever relationship “hacks” have you come up with?

    Stuck on an island replies:

    At last it is time to reveal to an unwitting world the great game of Moral High Ground. Moral High Ground is a long-playing game for two players. The following original rules are for one M and one F, but feel free to modify them to suit your player setup:

    1. The object of Moral High Ground is to win.

    2. Players proceed towards victory by scoring MHGPs (Moral High Ground Points). MHGPs are scored by taking the conspicuously and/or passive-aggressively virtuous course of action in any situation where culpability is in dispute.

    (For example, if player M arrives late for a date with player F and player F sweetly accepts player M’s apology and says no more about it, player F receives the MHGPs. If player F gets angry and player M bears it humbly, player M receives the MHGPs.)

    3. Point values are not fixed, vary from situation to situation and are usually set by the person claiming them. So, in the above example, forgiving player F might collect +20 MHGPs, whereas penitent player M might collect only +10.

    4. Men’s MHG scores reset every night at midnight; women’s roll over every day for all time. Therefore, it is statistically highly improbable that a man can ever beat a woman at MHG, as the game ends only when the relationship does.

    5. Having a baby gives a woman +10,000 MHG points over the man involved and both parents +5,000 MHG points over anyone without children.

    My ex-bf and I developed Moral High Ground during our relationship, and it has given us years of hilarity. Straight coupledom involves so much petty point-scoring anyway that we both found we were already experts.

    By making a private joke out of incredibly destructive gender programming, MHG releases a great deal of relationship stress and encourages good behavior in otherwise trying situations, as when he once cycled all the way home and back to retrieve some forgotten concert tickets “because I couldn’t let you have the Moral High Ground points”. We are still the best of friends.

    Play and enjoy!

    The great game of Moral High Ground

     

  • James 8:44 am on November 6, 2009 Permalink
    Tags: beliefs, Cass R. Sunstein, , Elizabeth Kolbert, group polarization, information, Internet, New Yorker, Obama, rumours, , traditions, US Politics   

    Rumours, Belief and How Human Culture Trumps Technology 

    This Internet thing was supposed to help inform people — universal access to inexhaustive information.

    But, that’s not quite what’s happened or happening.

    So far, more than half a dozen lawsuits have been filed alleging that Obama is not a “natural born” citizen. One plaintiff, an Army reservist from Georgia, argued in court that he couldn’t be sent to fight in Afghanistan because the military lacked a Commander-in-Chief. In a poll released over the summer, twenty-eight per cent of the Republicans surveyed said that they did not think Obama was born in the U.S., and thirty per cent said that they were unsure, meaning that fully half took birther ideas seriously enough to doubt the legitimacy of their government. When a video of the woman in red was posted on YouTube, it quickly went viral; within a few weeks, it had received some eight hundred thousand hits.

    That such a wacky idea should be so persistent is, to put it mildly, disquieting. Here we are, quadrillions of bytes deep into the Information Age. And yet information, it seems, has never mattered less.

    According to Cass R. Sunstein, the situation was to be anticipated.

    The Things People Say — Rumors in an age of unreason by Elizabeth Kolbert documents the built in biases we have for information gathering, belief development and social reinforcement.

    “The acquisition of knowledge is, as Sunstein points out, a social process: it is shaped by language, by custom, and, since the Enlightenment, by certain widely accepted standards of evidence and rationality.”

    Except the Internet makes it more possible than ever to filter the information we receive and compound “group polarization.”

     

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