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  • James 3:43 pm on May 25, 2009 Permalink
    Tags: fictional restaurant, menu, Purloined, Purloined Restaurant, spring menu   

    Purloined Restaurant Spring 2009 Menu 

    Brent at bat with a baguette of his own making

    Author’s Note

    Purloined is a fictional restaurant based on my home cooking and whimsy. If I did have a restaurant, this would be the menu. Though I couldn’t stand cooking the same dishes night after night.

    All of these items, or at least the ideas for them, have been stolen. From cookbooks, newspapers, TV shows, restaurants. In this grazed world, everything is fair game as a source to be purloined.

    We’re taking reservations in the Comments.


    Starters

    Crostini Platter • basket of French bread crostinis • head cheese pate • herb butter • ginger-rhubarb compote • select cheeses

    Fire-Grilled Asparagus • platter of asparagus • drizzle of extra-virgin olive oil • zest of lemon • select flatbreads

    Fire-Grilled Bell Peppers • fire-grilled red, orange and yellow peppers • savoury humous • chilled tzatziki • select flatbreads

    Vegetables and Dip • seasonal cut veggies • daily dips

    Ants on a Log • celery sticks • peanut butter • Sun Maid raisins

    Kettle-Popped Popcorn • salted and drizzled melted butter

    Bowls of Cheezies • Hawkins’ Cheezies • 3 blue bowls

    Chips and Dip • Old Dutch Rip-L chips • onion dip


    Salads

    (all salads served with crostini and select cheese)

    Stripped Ceasar • sliced romaine lettuce • extra-virgin olive oil • aged parmesan • rosemary croutons • lime-juice vinegrette

    Candied Beets and Salmon • sliced candied beets • candied chum salmon • mixed greens • slivered pecans • grapefruit vinegrette

    Charred Leeks • fire-charred baby leeks • extra virgin olive oil • minced shallots • zest of lemon • herb butter


    Lights

    Quinoa Stew • sauteed aromatic vegetables – carrots, celery, onions • simmered vegetable stock • toasted quinoa • lemon-thyme finish • served with crusty French bread

    Grilled Cheese Sandwich • melted Quebec aged cheddar • melted aged gouda • thin-sliced rosemary bread • served open-face with ramkin of cocktail sauce

    Back Bacon Sandwich • basil pesto • aged white cheddar • thin-sliced tomatoes • romaine lettuce • toasted multigrain bread


    Mains

    Bus-Driver’s Baked Eggs • daily fresh ingredients • breadcrumb-herb crust • Yukon Gold pan fries • thick-sliced rye toast • strawberry-rhubard jam

    Pan-Fried White Chinook Salmon • peppered lemon butter • • pan-fried mashed potato drops • ratatouille

    Spice-Crusted Pork Ribs • maple syrup rubbed baby-back ribs • roasted spicy rub crust • baked Yukon gold potato • fire-grilled asparagus

    Boiled Dungeoness Crab • hand-caught in local waters • served in 2 halves • clarified dipping butter • spring salad greens

    Venison Loin Medallions • bed of wild rice • dried blueberries • port reduction • fire-charred leeks

    Beef Prime Rib Bones • thyme braised • fire-grilled spice crust • wilted swiss chard • Yukon gold pan fries

    Hog Burger • fire-grilled pork patty • wine-softened onion rings • melted ementhal cheese • radicchio leaves • spring greens salad with raspberry vinaigrette


    Finish

    Hot Daily Crisp • fresh seasonal berries • cinnamon-granola crust • French vanilla ice cream

    Pa’s Special • French vanilla ice cream • cinnamon-candied pecans • warmed maple syrup

    Blackberry-Vanilla Milkshake • Hand-picked blackberries • Mexican vanilla extract • vanilla-bean ice cream • spearmint garnish

     
  • James 12:04 pm on May 25, 2009 Permalink  

    Poutine Party photos 

     
  • James 11:55 am on May 25, 2009 Permalink
    Tags: Danish, Mary Roach, orgasm, pig farmer, TED, TED Talks   

    Mary Roach TED Talk: 10 things you didn’t know about orgasm 

    The entire talk is interesting and funny, but the Danish pig farmer is particularly outstanding.

     
  • James 8:41 pm on May 12, 2009 Permalink
    Tags: big ones, catfish, , noodling, Okie noodling, smoked catfish   

    Catfish Okie Noodling 

    Something makes me love these guys and what they’re doing, though I can’t understand more than a few words of what they say.

    You suppose they smoke them big ‘cats?

    Obligatory link to wikipedia entry on noodling.

     
  • James 8:14 pm on May 12, 2009 Permalink
    Tags: Fast Company, joke, luck, luckiness, , Richard Wiseman, World's Funniest Joke   

    The World’s Funniest Joke 

    You spent a year trying to find the world’s funniest joke. Could you tell us the joke that won?

    Two New Jersey hunters go hunting. After a while, one of the hunters clutches his throat and falls to the ground, his eyes roll back, and he’s lying there motionless. The other one picks up a cell phone, dials 911, and says, “I think my friend is dead! I don’t know what to do!” And the operator says, “Just relax. Calm down. The first thing to do is to make certain your friend is dead.” There’s a pause — then a gunshot. And the hunter gets back on the phone and says, “Okay. Now what?”

    From an article on FastCompany.com called How to make your own luck.

     
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